Sorry in advance to the poor, misguided (your under his spell, get out!) people who like Ville Valo and his band H-I-M.
Now it's no secret that I fucking loath, and that's a strong word, Ville (take away an 'l' and you get his real name)
bloody Valo and indeed, sorry but it must be said, his poxy band.
I could literally go on for years about why I hate
them so much but it started off when a friend lent me the 'Love Metal' album and I literally didn't know where one song ended
and the next begun. "You've heard one, you've heard them all" seemed to take on a whole new meaning and basically, unless
your too depressed to listen to anything but pretentious whining (or have just been dumped), IT WAS DULL. To find out more
on my reasons for hating Vile, see my book "Why Ville Valo is a Fucking Prat" at all good bookstores. What's more is people
seem to look on this pillock as a genius...
And so I made myself a logo to show my non-appreciation of this poser (even the biggest fan in the world can't deny
that) in a beanie hat, the disgrace to the fair realm of true Gothic. Please use it, scribble it all over your favourite fan's
head or make a T-shirt. Just spread the word.
"KILLE VILLE", a film by Kinky Bootz is coming soon.
Sorry again to all you H-I-M fans, please don't drown
me in your melodramatic tears for this insult.
